Right, Like There Ever Was A Doubt

Aaaaaaand there it is. Michael Jackson finally realizes his destiny. His she-nis finally found its purpose. With North Korea's nukes and that Yankees' pitcher who piloted the plane straight into an apartment building, it's nice too see that we can always depend on Michael Jackson's chicanery.



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