Watur the Water Door

Okay, this makes sense. Why settle for a door, when you can have a "door".

A functional door formed by constantly falling water which pushes for a redefinition of boundaries and obstacles by forcing one to choose to be denied or refused access.

Well.

With a tagged price of $2000, you no longer have to put up with that Wicked Witch of the West trying to sneak in and swipe your favorite pink blouse. A small price to pay to prevent the blindness that could be had with a green on pink color combo.